I was standing in line

at the grocery store

and I picked up a copy

of Cosmopolitan.

I read this article

about how having a baby

changes the dynamics

of the sex in the relationship.

The article said that

the man should not stand

at the end of the bed

while the woman

is giving birth, because

it will bother him

to see her vagina

working in such

a utilitarian manner,

that he might not

be sexually attracted

to the woman anymore

after seeing her vagina

dilated and stretched

over the head of the

baby that he helped

to create in the first place.

Now, we all already know

that women are the stronger

of the two sexes,

but the traditional audience

of Cosmopolitan is not ready

to admit this, and so I can’t

help but be bothered

by the fact that these

women are being told

that the father of their child

would have a problem

seeing his child be born.

So, to all future baby-daddy:

excuse Me for offending your

sensitive masculine eyes.

Blue

Larger mine eyes.

A troubled mind

picks at nails.

A different disease

spawned from the cancer

This is going on

in his mind

and he got it on tape.

Stories to don’t have

to abide by rules,

but they have

to have rules.

I do not exist,

nor do I choose to.

Are you high?

Or just playing

With reality?

Where did all

The people go?

The stupidity

of the relgious,

The anger

of the atheist,

The sadness

of the enlightened

is more like

a reluctance

to vomit.