The State of the Modern Educational System, or, Attention Deficit Disorder

I am fucking hungry
and high
and I wish I could sleep in your class
it's so mmmm warm in here
but your voice
is like a female Gilbert Godfrey
just shut your face already woman.

Robinson Crusoe can suck my un-shaved cunt
he's such a little bitch--
of course, I haven't actually read
any of it
just bent the spine back
for the first time today
in class
when I was still pretending
to pay attention
to the passage
the prof was citing
and now I'm writing just to keep from sleeping--

that red-headed curly-headed fucktard
in the back corner
of the classroom
won't shut his trap
he normally
wears skirts
but today
he's wearing pants
and he must
have his panties
in a bunch
because he's being
especially annoying today
one of those kids who just talks for the sake of talking
who wears skirts to get attention--he is the reason that real transgenders, cross-dressers get a bad name, i mean the dude wears mini-skirts in January, even if he was a girl he would still look like a moron, I want to turn around and chuck my water bottle at his big stupid head and yell SHUT UP already.
no one cares.